My theme song.

stinkywizzleteats:

Hey dude, if the men’s room door is wide open, maybe try not peeing like Butters.

WHY do some guys do that? did no one ever correct them? your bare ass should not be out to pee

You know that scene where charlie doesnt win and he says “I bet those Golden Tickets make the chocolate taste terrible.” In a display of defeat/cognitive dissonance? That’s what its like when someone you really dig is into someone else.

suicidewatch:

The Replacements, 1984

I don’t think the FedEx guy is gonna deliver my shit today, but I’m too afraid to start masturbating regardless until I am sure.
teenagewarning:

I should be moving everything back in my room but me don’t wanna…

pretty babe face to the max!

teenagewarning:

I should be moving everything back in my room but me don’t wanna…

pretty babe face to the max!

hellray:

THIS IS GETTING TOO BIG

hellray:

THIS IS GETTING TOO BIG

you need to dump your MURDERER boyfriend!!
Anonymous

dapper-punk:

He’s not a murderer and I’m not even sure we’re going out, so sending this was entirely pointless.

wait what….

I feel like there’s an interesting story here.